Ragooooooo Says

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Every software comes with a set of bugs

Just like every software comes with a set of bugs, I would like to say that every pretty girl comes with a set of villians... in earlier days, these villians used be in the form of the girl's brothers. But these days, they come in the form of her friends!! These are the guys who would be either still trying for the girl OR would have given up trying. But the motto of these guys will all be the same.."Either i get the girl or i will see to it that he also does not get the girl"...these are the guys who try to drive a car in cycle gap.. when will these guys grow up in life?? On the other hand, it would be good for the software also to be aware of the bugs attached to it and it should be open for a new antivirus which could clear all her bugs and maintain/manage the software till it exists.

Another form of villians these days are in the form of other girls hanging around with the heroine. Guys atleast take care to see that you don't reach the girl, but the girls go a step ahead and see to it that the target girl thinks of you as an eastman color movie villian who is hungry for girls!! The motto of these girls would be like.."either the guy comes behind me OR else i will not let him to come behind any of the girls in my group"....

Though this looks like a tough situation, it's a fact...can do nothing but accept it. so what to do in this case?... The almighty has shown few solutions to these tricky situations... One idealistic thought would be to make the antivirus so good in terms of quality that the software itself comes in search of the antivirus... but not many would like to take this option as it is as difficult as one can imagine... these days, the software's expectations from the antivirus is sky high.... so, this takes a back seat... second option for the antivirus would be to find a buddy software which can refer you to the target software as "The best" antivirus... this won't be that difficult as there are too many buddy softwares around. One thing to be taken care here is to see that the buddy software doesn't get attached to you in such a way that you end up becoming an antivirus for the buddy software itself. Third way is to create a situation where the target software is made to try a virus and get affected. At that moment, you should be the first anti software to solve the software's problem, as there will be 100 other antivirus waiting with the same idea ;) ... the whole process has to be so believable that the software trusts you and installs you on a promotional basis. After that, it's upto your talent to make the software keep you on a permanent basis.....

After all the fundaas, one would wondering if the writer was successful in the fundaas that he is giving....thats a nice thought ... But did you think the same when you read "Rich dard, poor dad"..."Who moved my cheese?..."The monk who sold his ferrari" and similar fundaa books :) :)